Score: 9

"Ah yes."

submission: How to Hook Up the NES

date: August 14, 2009

That's exactly how I remember it :'D

Score: 1

"Ehhhhhhhhh. Waste of time"

submission: Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]

date: May 27, 2009

Well first off, I feel a very heart filled pain over the 12MB of bandwidth I wasted for my ISP and Newgrounds to watch this. The only one worth watching was "Rina-chan and the Brawl Boyz" Being well animated and smooth, but lacked Brawl funny theme... Not that I found anything else in the flash funny enough to get more than a brief smirk. I suppose Brawl talent smoothie was closest to theme and quality, but its briefness combine being followed by consistent failure made it into a tiny little jewel embedded into a colossal fresh steaming pile of shit. I quite frankly fear Dick 2 might be even worse. Well see.

Score: 0

"Not worth playing"

submission: The Worlds Strongest Man

date: April 27, 2009

Glitches and ads galore oh my. I couldn't even play the game. Soon as I try to do a lift it just hangs there, then jumps to a tops score list then ads then back to the main menu. This should be called "Worlds Densest Ads". No stars for you my friend. And inbefore "Is you software up todate?", it is. I'd be looking for some way to give this a negitive score if it wasn't "Full version", thats how bad I think this is.

Score: 8

"Eh..."

submission: Weebl & Bob : Armagooden

date: April 5, 2009

Semi okay, not really in the best ones ever. I was sort of expecting the asteroid to be the creamegg though. Might have been funnier that way.

Score: 6

"Hmmm"

submission: Tree Troopers

date: February 16, 2009

Interesting game, rather unique style, but incredibly easy to beat once you realize how useless the turrets and archer tree are. Your own clicking voids their attacks while taking out tanks and oncoming attacks making them fairly useless.

Best stratagy I found was building 2 mana pools right away, then two shielder trees, then two attacker trees, then two more shielders then two more attackers leaving directional 50/50 (Even then I'm not sure more than 2 is needed for shielder trees since they are just to take hits for attackers doing so little damage). Researching the production speeds first then defence/offense things for your units, everything after that is gravy. The two mana trees ensure you never run out of mana as you pump out crazy amounts of units. Then once you have seed shooter on your attackers you just drive them back cause unlike archers they don't stop to shoot and produce much faster so you have this hail of bullets. All your job is after that is to take out stuff that would damage your units. You will encounter nukes by then you should be laying seige on the main building. Simply clicking the nukes and wait for the inevitable victory.

I have no recommendations for improvement. While its a good game it can't really be made into a great game without some major changes that undermine the ideal of the unique style.

Score: 10

"Yeah..."

submission: Obama's Inauguration

date: January 27, 2009

I'm Canadian but I watched a bit of that. Sort of seemed liek thats what was going on with all the goofups. I can see why they made him do it again.
Good joke =3

Score: 0

"Sucks on a whole new level."

submission: Butt Fight: Raw

date: January 23, 2009

This is a very poorly done peice of work. Even if you try and look past the shitty coloring, sound, and shotty loop graphics the joke itself isn't really that funny. And when you do look at the poor workmanship it further kills what attempt there was at a joke.

Score: 9

"Not bad"

submission: 3000 AD

date: November 20, 2008

I never really got into MW till 3 and it ended with 3 as well. I lothed 4 and I only played 2 once for a little bit. I really miss playing 3 online. Loved being super cheap making a light mech and running circles around heavy mechs shooting out their legs with small lasers. Pissed them off so bad. But being serious and having a repair depot Stock (#2 I think, been a while) Vulture was my ultimate mech. I'd shoot for the leg to knock them over then blast the shit out of them with SRMs. I hated the whole "No leg kills/shoot when down" honoe crap.

So anyways, this could use improved heat sinking. Mostly just an increasing of max and a lower idle cool as you improve. Though of course increasing the engine should add to idle heat a little. I really don't know if the retros had coolent flush or shutdown for faster cooldowns. Though I never really used flush because of its side effect unless I really needed it. But I thought "venting" reduced heat but increased damage form exposed vents while venting. And Equips could use some basic explinations for people who have never played. Not all of us will understand what things like lrm, srm, ppc stand for. Also a glitch I just noticed going back. Started a new camp and all purchased equips before where there, just not the armor/cool/engine upgrades.

Score: 0

"PETA"

submission: (Twisted) Cooking Mama

date: November 19, 2008

PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS

Take your religious bs elsewhere.

As for the game, low grade and sucked. Not to mention miss placed morals when we have our own inner species cruelty problem to solve first.

Score: 0

"I disagree"

submission: Swords and Sandals 3:Solo

date: October 13, 2008

I don't see how this is "So much different" from the others. No improvement on the graphics, a demo, typos, missing frequently and repeatedly even with high hit rates (80%+).

Same ugly boring game as before.